Previous Monterey CAN'd Hashes

Sat, Sep 10, 2011 1:30 pm - Trail #25

Pebble Beach

Hares: Gay Porn, Virgin Chris and Anthrax Asshole

Sat, Aug 27, 2011 1:30 pm - Trail #24 - Catholic School Hash

Cypress Park

Hares: Sweater Vests Make Me Wet, Fancy Feaster and Finger Nips

Sat, Aug 13, 2011 1:30 pm - Trail #23

Fort Ord

Hares: Ninja Pop-Eye, Fuckeye and Rhinocerous Cock Wrinkle

Sat, Jul 23, 2011 1:30 pm - Trail #22

Seaside

Hares: Ghettoman

Sat, Jul 9, 2011 1:30 pm - Trail #21

Veteran's Park

Hares: Phantom Fluffer and Poison Jelly Cock

WHERE: Start is at Veteran's Park in Monterey. Follow Jefferson Street from downtown Monterey until it turns into Veterans Drive and enters the park; then just look for people drinking out of the back of their cars 

WHEN: Saturday, July 9th. Pre-lube starts at 1330 and running starts at 1400.

WHO: Phantom Fluffer and Poison Jelly Cock are laying some shiggalicious trail and everyone's invited! PJC is popping his haring (not hairy) cherry and his evil mind is brimming with shit to drag the hounds through.
 HOW: There will be turkey and eagle trails, and it will be dog friendly, but NOT stroller friendly. Bring your cleanest shoes to dirty up, and WEAR SHIGGY SOCKS OR LONG PANTS. There shouldn't be significant poison oak on trail, but PJC was found with a bottle of Tecnu and a garden hose the other night after scouting the trail, because he saw one plant at a distance. Meaning: expect the unexpected. Also, this is an A -> B trail. If you're easily suckered into being unrightfully sober, let us know because we can use an extra driver or two to ferry people back to A.

WHY: Because the last time you ran, you felt ashamed of how clean your shoes were. And seriously, you know you need a reason to go to church on Sunday.

1 ... 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27

Showing page 23 of 27