Previous Monterey CAN'd Hashes

Sat, Mar 14, 2015 2:00 pm - Hash #105 Luck of the Bronies

Roberts Lake Park (map)

On After: Chili's - down the road from start

Hares: Passes out with cock in mouth and Wait, What?

Wait What's Birthday Hash. The birthday boy wanted a My Little Pony theme.  Since it is also kind of close to St. Patrick's Day also - we are mashing it up big time! 

Hares promise the return of CAN'd alums and tons of virgins.

A to A. Note that we are starting 1 hour later than normal.

Sat, Mar 7, 2015 1:00 pm - Hash #104 Toga Hash and Beware the Ides of March "Et tu Brute-the-Buddyfucker?"

Start is across from Forest Grove Elementary School, 1065 Congress Ave, Pacific Grove, CA (map)

On After: Bulldog Pub or Britannia Arms - whoever will have a bunch of toga-clad hashers!

Hares: Mr. Wiggly, Little Dick Arnold and Blunt in the Cunt

What: Toga Time! Toga, Toga, Toga. 'Cause the Ides of March is cumming and damn it is fun to toga in public! Welcome spring with your naked shoulders and laurel clad head. So grab a bedsheet or two and show us your best Roman fashion.

Who: Mr. "Brute-the-Buddyfucker" Wiggly, Little Dick "Cassius-the-Cockknokker" Arnold, and Just "Here to get my Hare cherry popped" Sarah.

Where: Forest Grove Elementary, 1065 Congress Ave., Pacific Grove. Look for toga-clad hashers. 

How: A to A. Bare your shoulders but shiggy socks recommended due to minor Poison Oak on trail. Always bring ID and cash on trail. Don't forget your whistles.

Sat, Feb 21, 2015 1:00 pm - Hash #103 Samedi Gras (Fat Saturday)

Moss Landing (map)

On After: Phil's Fish Market and Eatery

Hares: Oscar 9 inch Wiener, Put a Ding On It and Big Fat Gay Wedding

What: CAN'D H3 will make it's long-awaited return to Moss Landing! Cum on by for hashing, drinking, and whatever it takes to get some of those beads! 

Who: Oscar 9" Wiener, Just Nick, and Just Jamie

Where: Moss Landing, at the end of Sandholdt Rd (near the Elkhorn Slough entrance channel)

Directions: Take HWY 1 from (Monterey or Santa Cruz) until it becomes one lane, turn onto Moss Landing Road by The Whole Enchilada, then right on Sandholdt, and drive until you hit the sand.

How: A to A. There will be sand, and there will be shiggy! No strollers or wheelchairs as they don't seem to do too well on the sand. Also, dogs are not allowed on the state park beaches.

Bring ID and cash, leftover Mardi Gras costume (hopefully clean and not full of piss and puke), beads, whistle, foghorn, more beads, and your favorite hangover cure. Also, haberdashery has some new socks for sale in addition to the CAN'D socks.

Sat, Feb 7, 2015 1:00 pm - Hash #102 Stupid Cupid Prelube Hash

Entrance to Veterans Memorial Park, Via Del Rey & Veterans Dr. (map)

On After: American Legion Hall, Veterans Park

Hares: Good Will Cunting, Don't Let God See and Splashley

What: Prelube for V Day. No not that one. The one with cupids, hearts and shit. Wear your heart on your sleeve, gird your loins, and see what fun our hares have in store for us.  

Who: Splashley, Just Hunter & Just Suzanna

Where: From the entrance of Veterans Park (at Via Del Rey & Veterans Dr.) find the flour/chalk to the start up on a grassy knoll. Just like love, the start is a challenge to find. Awww!

How: Wear your sweetest Valentine outfit or go 50 Shades of Something and surprise us! Bring ID and Cash, Tecu (there's possible PO on trail and nothing says "NO!" on V-Day like a rash), shiggy socks, clean underwear, and your secret object of lust. 

Sat, Jan 24, 2015 1:00 pm - Hash #101 Cum My Way

Lightfighter and 2nd (map)

On After: Otter's Den, 3166 Vista Del Camino Circle, Marina

Hares: Project Cumway, Achy Breaky Snatch, Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack

What: Cum drink, run, drink some more, and run a little more! 

Who: Project Cumway is popping her hare cherry! The beautiful Achy Breaky Snatch will be co-haring the eagle trails, and the marvelous Pink Cherry Liquor will be beer wenching the trail! These hot Mamas will give you the experience of your lives! 

Where: Parking lot at southwest corner of the intersection of Lightfighter and 2nd Ave

Directions: From HWY 1 Monterey, CA, exit Lightfighter Ave. Continue on Lightfighter Ave. Turn right at intersection Lightfighter and 2nd Ave. Immediately on the right you will see a parking lot - pull in and look for hashers.

How: A to A'. This trail will cross over campus property-bring dogs at own risk. Stroller/wheelchairs- If you are up for an adventure, have 4 wheel drive, and like a challenge.

Bring cash (haberdashery will be open with the new CAN'd shiggy socks), dry pair of shoes, Virgins to sacrifice, and enthusiasm! If you are a picky beer drinking BYOB. If not, come ready to pound some bottom shelf beer!

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