Thou shalt not make any graven Hash Mark, nor Beer Near, nor any other offensive mark that unfairly impedes the Pack from its pursuit of the On In and Beer.
Thou shalt not take the Hash Name of a hasher in vain, for the RA will not hold a hasher guiltless that taketh a hasher's name in vain.
Remember the Hash day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labor, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the Hash: in it shalt thou do no work, thou, not thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, not thy maidservant, not thy cattle, not thy stranger that is within thy gates. For in 6 days did Gispert toil, yet ran Hash on the 7th: wherefore he blessed the Hash day, and hallowed it for all others.
Honor thy Grand Master, Religious Adviser and the Pack that thy days without Down-Downs may be few.
Thou shalt not cause others to be Dead On Trail by setting a poor trail nor removing Hash.
Thou shalt not expectorate, urinate, defecate, masturbate nor fornicate on the holy Hash trail.
Thou shalt not steal thy fellow hasher's banner, nor his bugle, nor his hashit; nor shalt thou short the Hash Cash nor filch the Beer, for the holy nectar must be replenished and the Hash must never run out of Beer. But if they lose such attire make sure they drink for it.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against another hasher unless it's really funny and at least 2% true.
Thou shalt not covet thy fellow hasher's bugle, not his whistle, not his mug, nor his bottle-opener, nor his wife, nor his mistress, nor shalt thou mention his position nor his job nor his place of work...unless they really want too.